Коллекция Ikar11 - NEW

[ZiGfrid]

А головы пробовал менять? легко снимаются?

[Ikar11]

А головы пробовал менять? легко снимаются?

Один раз менял(туда и обратно). Смена голов произошла без проблем.

[Larana]

Ikar11, хочу выразить Вам огромную признательность, так как только сейчас через 4 месяца обладания таким же Джеком узнала о существовании подставки ))) Прочитала Ваше описание, в непонятках полезла в гроб, а там она спрятана оказывается под тканью)
Спасибо Вам огромное ))
Фотки шикарные, подняли настроение

[Демиург]

Ikar11! А сколько у тебя Джеков? Не мог бы ты их сфоткать всех вместе? Было бы забавно.

[Ikar11]

2 Larana
Не за что ))) можно сказать, поздравляю вас с открытием! Я тоже не сразу её нашел, просто из описания знал что должна быть. Сначало даже подумал, что обделили.
У меня есть вопрос: У вас тоже лимитед в 1224 и черный шелк?

2Демиург
вроде дюжина... Да, подумывал сфоткать "эволюцию Джеков", от маленького до большого, но времени пока нет.

[Larana]

Ну судя по наклейке с оборотной стороны гроба издание у меня такое же - Limited Idition of 1224. Но вот шелк у меня фиолетовый, ну или пурпурный У Вас уж какой-то совсем эксклюзив видимо

[ShadowJackJC]

Да, подумывал сфоткать "эволюцию Джеков"

Сижу не знаю что и думать))))

[Ikar11]

Tragic Toys s.1 - Robot Boy, Stain Boy, The Girl With Many Eyes

Robot Boy


Stain Boy


The Girl With Many Eyes


Производитель: Dark Horse Comics
Год: 2003
Размер: 3-4”
Описание: Это персонажи книги Тима Бертона «Грустная смерть Мальчика Устрицы и другие истории»(Tim Burton "The melancholy death of oyster boy and other stories"), в которой в стихотворной форме рассказывается нелегкая жизнь детей с разными «дефектами». Фигурки воспроизводят иллюстрации из книги, сделанные самим автором.

Robot Boy, Stain Boy, The Girl With Many Eyes

-Robot Boy-

Mr. an Mrs. Smith had a wonderful life.
They were a normal, happy husband and wife.
One day they got news that made Mr. Smith glad.
Mrs. Smith would would be a mom
which would make him the dad!
But something was wrong with their bundle of joy.
It wasn't human at all,
it was a robot boy!
He wasn't warm and cuddly
and he didn't have skin.
Instead there was a cold, thin layer of tin.
There were wires and tubes sticking out of his head.
He just lay there and stared,
not living or dead.

The only time he seemed alive at all
was with a long extension cord
plugged into the wall.

Mr. Smith yelled at the doctor,
"What have you done to my boy?
He's not flesh and blood,
he's aluminum alloy!"

The doctor said gently,
"What I'm going to say
will sound pretty wild.
But you're not the father
of this strange looking child.
You see, there still is some question
about the child's gender,
but we think that its father
is a microwave blender."

The Smith's lives were now filled
with misery and strife.
Mrs. Smith hated her husband,
and he hated his wife.
He never forgave her unholy alliance:
a sexual encounter
with a kitchen appliance.

And Robot Boy
grew to be a young man.

Though he was often mistaken
for a garbage can.

xXx

-Stain Boy-

Of all the super heroes,
the strangest one by far,
doesn't have a special power,
or drive a fancy car.

next to Superman and batman, I guess he must seem tame.
But to me he is quite special,
and Stain Boy is his name.

He can't fly around tall buildings,
or outrun a speeding train,
the only talent he seems to have
is to leave a nasty stain.

Sometimes I know it bothers him,
that he can't run or swim or fly,
and because of this one ability,
his dry cleaning bill is sky-high.

xXx

-Stain Boy's special Christmas-

For Christmas, Stain Boy got a new uniform.
It was clean and well pressed,
comfy and warm.

But in few short minutes,
(no longer than ten)

those wet, greasy stains
started forming again.

xXx

-The Girl With Many Eyes-

One day in the park
I had quite a surprise.
I met a girl
who had many eyes.

She was really quite pretty
(and also quite shocking!)
and I noticed she had a mouth,
so we ended up talking.

We talked about flowers,
and her poetry classes,
and the problems she'd have
if she ever wore glasses.

It's great to now a girl
who has so many eyes,
but you really get wet
when she breaks down and cries.

[Ikar11]

Tragic Toys s.2 - Mummy Boy, Roy The Toxic Boy, Jimmy The Hideous Penguin Boy

Mummy Boy


Roy, The Toxic Boy


Jimmy, The Hideous Penguin Boy


Производитель: Dark Horse Comics
Год: 2003
Размер: 3-4”
Описание: Это персонажи книги Тима Бертона «Грустная смерть Мальчика Устрицы и другие истории»(Tim Burton "The melancholy death of oyster boy and other stories"), в которой в стихотворной форме рассказывается нелегкая жизнь детей с разными «дефектами». Фигурки воспроизводят иллюстрации из книги, сделанные самим автором.

Mummy Boy, Roy The Toxic Boy, Jimmy The Hideous Penguin Boy

- Mummy Boy-

He wasn't soft and pink
witha fat little tummy;
he was hard and hollow,
a little boy mummy.

"Tell us, please, Doctor,
the reason or cause,
why our gundle of joy
is just a bundle of gauze."

"My diagnosis," he said
"for better or worse,
is that your son is the result
of an old pharoah's curse."

That night they talked
of their son's odd condition-
they called him "a reject
from an archaeological expidition."

They thought of some complex
scientific explanation,
but assumed it was simple
supernatural reincarnation.

With the other young tots
he only played twice,
an ancient game of vergin sacrifice.
(But the kids ran away, saying, "You aren't very nice.")

alone and rejected, Mummy Boy wept,
then went to the cabinet
where the snack food was kept.

He wiped his wet slockets with his mummified sleeves,
and sat down to a bowl of sugar-frosted tanna leaves.

One dark, gloomy day,
from out of the fog,
appeared a little white mummy dog.

For his newfound wrapped pet,
he did many things,
like building a dog house
a la Pryimid of kings.

It was late in day-
just before dark.
Mummy Boy took his dog
for a walk in the park.

The park was empty
except for a squirrel,
and a birthday party for a Mexican girl.

The boys and girls had all started to play,
but noticed that thing that looked like a papier mache.

"Look its a pinata,"
said one of the boys,
"Let's crack it wide open
and get the candy and toys."

They took a baseball bat
and whacked open his head.
Mummy Boy fell to the ground;
he finally was dead.

Inside of his head
were no candy or prizes,
jast a few stray bettles
of various sizes.

xXx

- Roy, The Toxic Boy-

To those who knew him
-his friends-
we called him Roy.
To others he was known
as that horrible Toxic Boy.

He loved ammonia and asbestos,
and lots of cigarette smoke.
What he breathed in for air
would make other people choke!

His very favorite toy
was a can of aerosol spray;
he'd sit quietly and shake it,
and spray it all the day.

He'd stand inside the garage
in the early-morning frost,
waiting for the car to start
and fill him with exhaust.

The one and only time
I ever saw Toxic Boy cry
was when some sodium chloride
got into his eye.

One day for fresh air
they put him in the garden.

His face went deathly pale
and his body began to harden.

The final gasp of his short life
was sickly with despair.
Whoever thought that you could die
from breathing outdoor air?

As Roy's soul left his body
we all said a silent prayer.
It drifted up to heaven
and left a hole in the ozone layer.

xXx

- Jimmy, The Hideous Penguin Boy-

"My name is Jimmy,
but my friends just call me
'the hideous penguin boy.'"

[Ikar11]

Tragic Toys s.3 - The Boy With Nails In His Eyes, Oyster Boy, Junk Girl

The Boy With Nails In His Eyes


Oyster Boy


Junk Girl


Производитель: Dark Horse Comics
Год: 2003
Размер: 3-4”
Описание: Это персонажи книги Тима Бертона «Грустная смерть Мальчика Устрицы и другие истории»(Tim Burton "The melancholy death of oyster boy and other stories"), в которой в стихотворной форме рассказывается нелегкая жизнь детей с разными «дефектами». Фигурки воспроизводят иллюстрации из книги, сделанные самим автором.

«Мальчик с гвоздями в глазах»-мой любимчик.

The Boy With Nails In His Eyes, Oyster Boy, Junk Girl

-The Boy With Nails In His Eyes-

The Boy with Nails in his Eyes
put up his aluminium tree.
It looked pretty strange
because he couldn't really see.

xXx

- The melancholy death of Oyster Boy -

He proposed in the dunes,

they were wed by the sea,

Their nine-day-long honeymoon
was on the isle of Capri.

For their supper they had one specatular dish-
a simmering stew of mollusks and fish.
And while he savored the broth,
her bride's heart made a wish.

That wish came true-she gave birth to a baby.
But was this little one human
Well, maybe.

Ten fingers, ten toes,
he had plumbing and sight.
He could hear, he could feel,
but normal?
Not quite.
This unnatural birth, this canker, this blight,
was the start and the end and the sum of their plight.

She railed at the doctor:
"He cannot be mine.
He smells of the ocean, of seaweed and brine."

"You should count yourself lucky, for only last week,
I treated a girl with three ears and a beak.
That your son is half oyster
you cannot blame me.
... have you ever considered, by chance,
a small home by the sea?"

Not knowing what to name him,
they just called him Sam,
or sometimes,
"that thing that looks like a clam"

Everyone wondered, but no one could tell,
When would young Oyster Boy come out of his shell?

When the Thompson quadruplets espied him one day,
they called him a bivalve and ran quickly away.

One spring afternoon,
Sam was left in the rain.
At the southwestern corner of Seaview and Main,
he watched the rain water as it swirled
down the drain.

His mom on the freeway
in the breakdown lane
was pouding the dashboard-
she couldn't contain
the ever-rising grief,
frustration,
and pain.

"Really, sweetheart," she said
"I don't mean to make fun,
but something smells fishy
and I think it's our son.
I don't like to say this, but it must be said,
you're blaming our son for your problems in bed."

He tried salves, he tried ointments
that turned everything red.
He tried potions and lotions
and tincture of lead.
He ached and he itched and he twitched and he bled.

The doctor diagnosed,
"I can't quite be sure,
but the cause of the problem may also be the cure.
They say oysters improve your sexual powers.
Perhaps eating your son
would help you do it for hours!"

He came on tiptoe,
he came on the sly,
sweat on his forehead,
and on his lips-a lie.
"Son, are you happy? I don't mean to pry,
but do you dream of Heaven?
Have you ever wanted to die?

Sam blinked his eye twice.
but made no reply.
Dad fingered his knife and loosened his tie.

As he picked up his son,
Sam dripped on his coat.
With the shell to his lips,
Sam slipped down his throat.

They burried him quickly in the sand by the sea
-sighed a prayer, wept a tear-
and they were back home by three.

A cross of greay driftwood marked Oyster Boy's grave.
Words writ in the sand
promised Jesus would save.

But his memory was lost with one high-tide wave.

xXx

- Oyster Boy steps out -
(Иллюстрация как на обложке книги)

For Halloween,
Oyster Boy decided to go as a human.

xXx

-Junk Girl-

There once was a girl
who was made up of junk.
She looked really dirty,
and she smelled like a skunk.

She was always unhappy,
or in one of her slumps-perhaps 'cause she spent
so much time down in the dumps.

The only bright moment
was from a guy named Stan.
He was from the neighborhood
garbage man.

He loved her a lot
and made a marriage proposal,
but she already thrown herself
in the garbage disposal.

[Ikar11]

Tragic Toys s.4 - The Pin Cushion Queen, Brie Boy, Staring Girl

The Pin Cushion Queen


Brie Boy


Staring Girl


Производитель: Dark Horse Comics
Год: 2003
Размер: 3-4”
Описание: Это персонажи книги Тима Бертона «Грустная смерть Мальчика Устрицы и другие истории»(Tim Burton "The melancholy death of oyster boy and other stories"), в которой в стихотворной форме рассказывается нелегкая жизнь детей с разными «дефектами». Фигурки воспроизводят иллюстрации из книги, сделанные самим автором.

The Pin Cushion Queen, Brie Boy, Staring Girl

-The Pin Cushion Queen-

Life isn't easy
for the Pin Cushion Queen.
When she sits alone on her throne
Pins push through her spleen.

xXx

-Brie Boy-

Brie Boy had a dream he had only had twice,
that his full, round head was only a slice.

The other children never let Brie Boy play ...
... but at least he went well with a nice Chardonnay.

xXx

-Staring Girl-

I once knew a girl
who would just stand there and stare.
At anyone or anything,
she seemed not to care

She'd stare at the ground,

She'd stare at the sky.

She'd stare at you for hours,
and you'd never know why.

But after winning the local staring contest,

she finally gave her eyes
a well-deserved rest.