Tragic Toys s.1 - Robot Boy, Stain Boy, The Girl With Many Eyes
Robot Boy
Stain Boy
The Girl With Many Eyes
Производитель: Dark Horse Comics
Год: 2003
Размер: 3-4”
Описание: Это персонажи книги Тима Бертона «Грустная смерть Мальчика Устрицы и другие истории»(Tim Burton "The melancholy death of oyster boy and other stories"), в которой в стихотворной форме рассказывается нелегкая жизнь детей с разными «дефектами». Фигурки воспроизводят иллюстрации из книги, сделанные самим автором.
Robot Boy, Stain Boy, The Girl With Many Eyes
-Robot Boy-
Mr. an Mrs. Smith had a wonderful life.
They were a normal, happy husband and wife.
One day they got news that made Mr. Smith glad.
Mrs. Smith would would be a mom
which would make him the dad!
But something was wrong with their bundle of joy.
It wasn't human at all,
it was a robot boy!
He wasn't warm and cuddly
and he didn't have skin.
Instead there was a cold, thin layer of tin.
There were wires and tubes sticking out of his head.
He just lay there and stared,
not living or dead.
The only time he seemed alive at all
was with a long extension cord
plugged into the wall.
Mr. Smith yelled at the doctor,
"What have you done to my boy?
He's not flesh and blood,
he's aluminum alloy!"
The doctor said gently,
"What I'm going to say
will sound pretty wild.
But you're not the father
of this strange looking child.
You see, there still is some question
about the child's gender,
but we think that its father
is a microwave blender."
The Smith's lives were now filled
with misery and strife.
Mrs. Smith hated her husband,
and he hated his wife.
He never forgave her unholy alliance:
a sexual encounter
with a kitchen appliance.
And Robot Boy
grew to be a young man.
Though he was often mistaken
for a garbage can.
xXx
-Stain Boy-
Of all the super heroes,
the strangest one by far,
doesn't have a special power,
or drive a fancy car.
next to Superman and batman, I guess he must seem tame.
But to me he is quite special,
and Stain Boy is his name.
He can't fly around tall buildings,
or outrun a speeding train,
the only talent he seems to have
is to leave a nasty stain.
Sometimes I know it bothers him,
that he can't run or swim or fly,
and because of this one ability,
his dry cleaning bill is sky-high.
xXx
-Stain Boy's special Christmas-
For Christmas, Stain Boy got a new uniform.
It was clean and well pressed,
comfy and warm.
But in few short minutes,
(no longer than ten)
those wet, greasy stains
started forming again.
xXx
-The Girl With Many Eyes-
One day in the park
I had quite a surprise.
I met a girl
who had many eyes.
She was really quite pretty
(and also quite shocking!)
and I noticed she had a mouth,
so we ended up talking.
We talked about flowers,
and her poetry classes,
and the problems she'd have
if she ever wore glasses.
It's great to now a girl
who has so many eyes,
but you really get wet
when she breaks down and cries.